Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Delaware cop gets down on dashcam. You have the right to remain sassy.
- 5 Facts about MLK Day. Did you know he took part in a sleep study that actually determined he couldn't dream?
- NFL investigating Patriots. At least deflating balls isn't as blatant as taping the other team or employing a serial murderer.
- Miley Cyrus is making sex tapes. She's not keeping them though, so it's essentially just post-coital game film.
- American Sniper sets January record. Turns out Bradley Cooper saying "baby" 97 times per phone call is box-office gold.
- Do huge boobs make Mondays better? Yeah. Yeah they do. Stop asking stupid questions.
- Kids react to Teddy Ruxpin. Personally, I find the children a whole lot creepier than the doll.
- Strange trips do the ER. Do any of them involve weird penis stuff? You bet your weird penis they do.