Kids' movies are way sexier than when I was growing up.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Seems like the type of guy who ends each night in a Hooters parking lot weeping alone in his car.
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If you're nominated alongside her, it might be wise to just bow out.
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He is so going to get bullied by the other owls when he's released into nature.
This is a highly advanced yoga pose called the "Slutty Crane."