Don’t go too low, girl. Nothing stops a party faster than the smell of singed booty hairs.
[via Ratchet Mess Returns]
Cool, I’ll remember this next time I need to put on my pants while handling raw chicken.
[via Uber Humor]
Worst person to sit behind at the movies, best person when you need to borrow a bobby pin.
[via No Way Girl]
Your brother lacks discipline and enthusiasm. Time to drop the dead weight and go solo!
In Soviet Russia, booty shorts wear YOU!
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