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Lap Dances Are Expensive

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

$40 for one song. Your everlasting soul for two songs.

[via Bro My God]

Grinding For God

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

"But if we don't hump a picture of him, how will Jesus know we've accepted him as our Lord and Savior?"

[via Oddersite]

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dance

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

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ben stein

bus boy

dance

dancing

grandma

hot girls

links

resume

the rock

video

vine

Lei’d Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

You just kind of assume that everyone knows the rules of a limbo dance contest.

[via The Chive]

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dance

fail

fall

hawaii

hula

lei

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Great Extension

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

Do they have Cirque du Soleil casting calls in rural Indiana?

[via Oddersite]

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boy

dance

extension

flexible

pose

WoW

wtf