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Parenthood Hasn't Changed A Thing

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2014 at 8:00PM

Thankfully gamers and babies have the same 3 a.m. feeding time.

[via Izismile]

Baby's F*rst Word

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

He was about to say "I love you," then he suddenly realized he forgot to DVR Yo Gabba Gabba.

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Frosty The Leather Daddy

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

When you run out of carrots a strap-on dildo is the next obvious answer.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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Going To Need A Birth Certificate, Swag-Daddy

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2013 at 8:00PM

It was nice of his parents to feed him entire herds of cattle growing up.

[via Reddit]

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What, No Hulu?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

Netflix is never too drunk to play with me.

[via Happy Place]