Sorry buddy, but you’re tapping a dry boob.
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From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
All it takes is a couple asshole dads to undo all the popularity soccer has gained in the USA.
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Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
If he's that impressionable I would hide all of the sharp objects, and also maybe restrict his roof access.
Hope those still work when she's 15 and screaming that she hates you.
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That's probably just an organic watermelon wearing a fair-trade blankie.