Hopefully he doesn't have too much "father" to go.
[via Acid Cow]
He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.
When you clean out an entire Chinese buffet, you have to take some pics to commemorate the occasion.
Breaking nearly every bone in your body is a small price to pay to have a slightly better reception for Wheel of Fortune.
[via The Chive]
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Nothing says summer like kids in swimsuits and the men we're scared to see near them.