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Dad Fashion

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

DadShirt

Oh, relax. He'll stop wearing all his cunt shirts once the kid can read.

[via Imgur]

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Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

[via Izismile]

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The Gothfather

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2015 at 1:00PM

GothDad

No one expected it, but fatherhood fits him like a fingerless leather glove.

[via Odd Stuff Magazine]

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Father-Son Bonding Went Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 8, 2015 at 10:00PM

cupidsarrow

The look of horror on the kid’s face pertains to his dad using a cheesy Cupid’s arrow line on the nurse.

[via Reddit]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.


Hey government, this is why we need free birth control.

[via Tosh.0]

Being A New Dad Is Challenging

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 10:00PM

I’m no baby mind-reader, but I’m sure he’s thinking, “Holy shit. What have I gotten myself into?”

[via Joanne Casey]

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