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This Poor Bastard

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m in complete disbelief that this license plate is not on a minivan.

[via Uber Humor]

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

He was just about to wish for a more attentive father when he remembered he really wanted a Ninja Turtles Lego set.

[via Imgur]

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Three Sheets To The Wind

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

This photo makes me feel like I completely wasted my summer.

[via Izismile]

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beer

boat

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pool

summer

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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

[via The Chive]

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baby

children

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first

kids

newborn

parenting

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Leave Bieber Alone!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

People said the same thing about me and my dad. It's like, why do we have to label everything? We're just having a good time.

[via Bro My God]

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dad

dating

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justin bieber

media

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twitter

wtf

Making A Break For It

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

Dad finally found a way to desert the family without leaving behind his most prized possessions.

[via Bro My God]

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chair

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leaving town

lounger

mobile

recliner

tv

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