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(Dumb) Kids Write The Darndest Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Oh it was no problem! Whores are really loose." -Soldier who occasionally bangs prostitutes overseas.

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cute

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First Of All, Love Your PJs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

Just because he needs help getting onto the toilet doesn't mean he doesn't shit like a god damn man.

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adorable

boy

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little

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This Tap Dancing Child Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

Looks like somebody put sugar on their Cheerios this morning.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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child

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Started In The Womb Now We Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

The grin of someone who gets his ass wiped with hundreds.

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baby

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Videogum]

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10

abs

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cats

college

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degree

disney

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flood

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hot

jobs

links

long

nails

no degree

paying

pee wee

prank

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rollerblade

romeo

salt shaker

Sex

touchdown

turtle

video

women

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 3, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

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anchor

animals

app

bath

Carrot

cereal

compilation

craigslist

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fail

football

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ronnie lott

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