Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
You can’t see it but he was born with a tiny mullet and a Motley Crue tattoo on his chest.
[via The Chive]
"At first she said I didn't pass my driving test, but then I gave her the puppy dog eyes and boom! Got my license."
He gets a kick out of it when people ask him about his wiener.
[via Bro My God]
Sure, he's shooting blanks. But he'd like some kind of barrier between him and his wife's old ass vagina.
[via People of Walmart]