Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The scariest doll commercial ever. She sleeps at the foot of my bed. (above)
- Cute sex toys. Aww that dolphin is so good at hitting my G-spot!
- A snake bit a dude on the dick when he was pooping. If it came from inside the toilet I'm never going to the bathroom again.
- Hot girls' backs! Be honest, you rarely see 'em with their shirts off.
- Pro golfers try to swing like Happy Gilmore. Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Escorted out is my favorite Vine ever. Followed closely by this kid.
- A Ryan Gosling coloring book, because hipsters need more things to color.
- Sloth can't find his carrots. God dammit they're lazy as shit.
- And the sexy Photoshop genius is back and still killing it.
[video via Buzzfeed]