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For Ya Butt

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2015 at 8:00PM

Don’t think for a second I’m not going to act this out the next time I’m in a store with my wife.

[via Youtube]

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Breakfast Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 12, 2015 at 8:00PM

Adorable AND naturally gifted comic timing. #blessed

[via Youtube]

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Gather Round For A Magic Trick

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 9, 2015 at 9:00PM

For her next trick she will make my self confidence disappear by telling me I’ve put on a few pounds.

[via Youtube]

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Gator Momma

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 5, 2015 at 12:00PM

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The baby favors his dad more but he got his mom’s glowing personality.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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Playing Dirty

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 13, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Next time you should really wear more intimidating underwear.

[via Tumblr]

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Look At This Adorable Constipated Puppy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

We all learn the hard way that we can’t eat an entire block of Velveeta cheese in one sitting.

[via Bar Stool Sports]

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