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Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

avocadoknifeemergency

He makes a delicious stigmata.

[via Lolhehehe]

From Around the Web

Maybe Stick With A Neck Beard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

bad shaver

I sincerely hope this guy never tries manscaping.

[via Imgur]

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bad

beard

bleeding

blood

cut

cuts

fail

hair

manscaping

mustache

nicks

ouch

shave

shaving

That's A Prime Cut

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 6:00PM

HumanButcher

Nothing like Dave chops and applesauce.

[via Daily Picks & Flicks]

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butcher

cannibalism

cut

eat

human

knife

meat

pig

pork

prime

He Sucks His Thumb

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

He cut the tip of his finger, so basically he got it circumcised.

[via Barstool/Instagram]

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cut

dick

hurt

injury

LOL

penis

thumb

weird

wtf

Spin Me A Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

That is not nearly as sexy as Avatar made it look.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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animal

back

cut

gross

grow

growth

hair

long

natural

tail