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He Sucks His Thumb

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

He cut the tip of his finger, so basically he got it circumcised.

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Spin Me A Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

That is not nearly as sexy as Avatar made it look.

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WHERE Are Your Onion Goggles

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 12, 2014 at 4:00PM

See what did I tell you? All women cry at work.

[via Reddit]

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What's Leg Day?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

In such great shape and yet no one will date him.

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Nap Time In The Front, Party In The Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's already drinking Budweiser at a 10th grade level.

[via Crapasaurus]

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