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Dessert In Style

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

PantslessIceCream

He's known around town as "Hot Fudge," and no, he isn't allowed near the playgrounds.

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From Around the Web

Can I Service You?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

cable condom

Maybe forget about setting up the TV and try to get an invite to whatever party this guy is going to.

[via Echtlustig]

Satisfied Customer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

GreatReview

If you're turned on by well-crafted product reviews, this one will help you "achieve yogurt."

[via Daily Garlic]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

That, my friends, is the face of a man who never got his Crunchwrap Supreme.

[via HuffPo Weird]

The Customer Is Always Right (And Twitchy)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's times like these when you need cheap, affordable crack to take your mind off your crushing debt. And all the spiders crawling under your skin.

[via Break]

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