Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
He's in here every other night and only orders coffee with half and half.
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Look at that adorable little artificial face and tell me it isn't just begging to be kicked.
You’ll see at 1:17, that karma got it right.