Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Did you eat the cupcake? I don't know why, but I believe him.
- Lindsay Lohan says she wants to run for President just like Kanye. Okay, maybe it's time we add a few additional requirements besides just being 35 and born here.
- A bunch of dog beds stolen by cats. Establish dominance, dogs!
- Check out the Muppets mashed up with Studio 60. I knew Scooter was on cocaine.
- People reveal their worst accidental texts ever. Like that time I texted my gym teacher "I need you on top of me" and he was into it.
- A groom got cold feet so his bride turned their wedding into a giant party for the homeless. Open bar too, shit got crazy.
- It's Monday, get that bra outta here!