It was really big of you to invite the ex-wife.
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
You just know that Trump’s campaign bus will be sporting this decal at some point.
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All the employees are mean and vile to fit the theme but their turkey club is off the charts.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
The Cat in the Hat looks pretty pleased with all the poon he's pulling.
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