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I'm Cucummmmbering

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fresh cunt

You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.

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A Father's Love

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

protective dad

He's just jealous that she started calling someone else daddy.

[via Izismile]

Really Owning It

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2015 at 9:00PM

cancunt

She has a Facebook cover photo for life.

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Seems Right To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

"I have an account, she has an account"?? What is this, banking for 2nd graders?

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Harsh Signage

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Each day, thousands of teenagers drive their friends here just to say, "Dude, I found where your mom shops."

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