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It’s A Christian Book Store

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2014 at 6:00PM

“I couldn’t masturbate to any of this.” – Man returning a Joel Osteen book.

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Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

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Neon Money Shot

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

Check out this promotional still from the set of 'How To Drain Your Dragon.'

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Prevent Harmful Buildup

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

You should be brushing at least twice a day, if not after every blow job.

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That's Some Cake You Made

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

Who doesn't love frosting with a little protein in it?

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