The moment you realize you’re going to be shooting a flaming habanero out of your ass in 6-7 hours.
[via The Chive]
That baby may not be able to talk yet, but it clearly would rather have drugs.
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I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
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