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It's Sssexy Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 16, 2015 at 11:00AM

snake

Looks like he's finally going to put that tongue flicking to good use.

[via AcidCow]

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From Around the Web

Caught A Whiff

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

Whiff

"Look, if you're going to do that in my apartment, at least let me crack a window."

[via The Funny Beaver]

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Up

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Photo Op

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 5, 2015 at 11:00AM

UpskirtPhoto

That's disgusting. Who the hell still has an actual camera?!

[via The Chive]

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pervert

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Up

Spit Shined

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2015 at 2:00PM

spitshine

This miserable bastard has 155 years of blue balls built up.

[via The Chive]

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tombstone

wtf

Speak For Yourself

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2015 at 10:00PM

smilecrotch

I imagine Jon Hamm smiles at his from time to time. If not, he should. That thing can get friction on a pickle jar.

[via Break]

Finish Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

FinishHim

They might not have called a penalty if the ball wasn't out of bounds on the opposite end of the field at the time.

[via Izismile]

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