He just got a mouthful of that guy's World Cup.
[via Lad Bible]
He's already really good at drinking until he passes out.
Women have been clamoring for a pair of bright, summery pants that also give that "sprung a leak" look.
Lacking medical coverage, Pete administered a theatrical, acrobatic self-vasectomy.
Some members of The Avengers aren't as well known, take for example Marvel's Man-Titty Turner.