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Excuse Me, Waiter

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 5, 2015 at 9:00PM

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I’m not above trying this if it means I don’t have to wait all day for a check and refill.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Nipped The Tip

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

A gold medal is totally worth a severely lacerated penis. Right? Anybody?

[via Daily Garlic]

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Might Want To Use The Gate Next Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

At least she'll serve as a living scarecrow to keep other women from snagging their vaginas here.

[via Catsmob]

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caught

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dangerous

fence

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Total Vaginal Eclipse

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Yes, it's beautiful. But looking directly into it is potentially blinding.

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eclipse

football

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sky

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Tag, You're Sterile!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

They've banned collisions at home plate but that doesn't mean the catcher can't blast you in the dick.

[via Daily Fun Fix]

Fan Favorites: Scratch And Sniff

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

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The first step is admitting you have a problem, Mike.

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