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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

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It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Someone tell this dude there are plenty of iPhones in China already. Duh.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

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I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

[via Acid Cow]

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Somehow Not 'The Onion'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.

[via HyperVocal]

You Look Like A Criminal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

At least now you know your stoner neighbor wasn't lying when he claimed to be a "print model".

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