It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.
Someone tell this dude there are plenty of iPhones in China already. Duh.
[via HuffPo Weird]
I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.
[via Acid Cow]
Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.