Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.
Someone tell this dude there are plenty of iPhones in China already. Duh.
[via HuffPo Weird]
I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.
[via Acid Cow]
Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.