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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

[via People of Walmart]

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Nothing To See Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

"It is done. The Boogey Man is vanquished."

[via Break]

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I Love My Child As If It Were A Hamster

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Just make sure Richard Gere doesn't try and shove your baby up his ass.

[via Fail Blog]

Hang Your Swords Wisely

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

"Well, that was an unfortunate accident.  But on a lighter note, who wants baby kebabs!!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

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