• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Creep E. Cheese

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 5, 2016 at 10:00PM

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When the machines eventually take over, this will be the last thing you see.

[via Rad Ass]

From Around the Web

There’s A Hidden Prize Inside

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2015 at 10:00PM

Welp, the days of sticking my penis in cave glory holes are OVER.

[via Giphy]

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10 Gross/Weird/Sexual Thrift Store Finds

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's almost the holidays! That generally means mindless spending on crap we'll all forget about. But before you go out and waste a fortune on gifts, we wanted to remind you that there is plenty of pure gold at your local thrift shop.

Here are a few gems we found.  Show full post

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 3, 2015 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

This family is going to make such a good "Where Are They Now" profile in a few years.

[via Tosh.0]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 1, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Do You Wanna Play A Game?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

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This year she's carving up more than the turkey.

[via Izismile]

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