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The Stare That's Everywhere

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

They say if you doubt his omnipresence, he'll appear in your bathroom mirror.

Also, this is his second time on the blog in two days, so he's a fucking pro.

[via Izismile]

Who's Ready For Nightmares?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 10, 2013 at 8:00PM

My roommate is weird but as long as he doesn't pee on the floor or scratch the furniture, we are solid.

[via Flatulance]

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Who Needs A New Pair Of Abortion Rally Shoes?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2013 at 10:00AM

Well, the Air Jordan designers have officially run out of ideas.

[via Over Humor]

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'I Don't Have A Uniform And I Get To Travel!'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Sure, I do anal. But only with lawn games."

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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You'll Need Therapy Either Way

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Show us on the doll where he tried to 'squeeze drugs out' of you."

[via Acid Cow]

He Certainly Knows How To Make A Sale

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

No, Dale would never huff everything in the entire store. Why do you ask?

[via Izismile]

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