• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

  • #TBT

    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2016 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

JokeWYS

Oh, you mean that "joke" where you tweeted "Damn Daniel" like 4 million other people have over the past two weeks? Yeah, thanks for unearthing that nugget of comedy gold.

From Around the Web

The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

[via Imgur]

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Give Him Some Credit

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Yeah, checking my bank account usually upsets my stomach too.

[via Izismile]

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Card Carrying Member

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

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It’s like any relationship. You get a bunch of pussy now, but pay for it later.

[via Bro My God]

Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

[via Barstool Sports]