Tosh.0 Blog

The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

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From Around the Web

Give Him Some Credit

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Yeah, checking my bank account usually upsets my stomach too.

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Card Carrying Member

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

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It’s like any relationship. You get a bunch of pussy now, but pay for it later.

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Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 20, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hey Dirk!  I haven't seen Mark around recently, but if I see him, I'll make sure he gets your message.

Oh, and happy holidays!

Oh, and F U!