Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy set a world record by deadlifting a half ton. Then he almost died because you shouldn't do that to your body.
- Tim Duncan announced his retirement from the NBA. He did so in typical Tim Duncan fashion, with all of the proper forms filed and a discreet Monday morning press release.
- Playing Pokemon Go might get you robbed. Now the cops gotta catch 'em all.
- The UFC just sold for $4 billion. My finance strategy of only investing in sweaty dudes is already paying off.
- New drugs could help humans live 30 years longer. Think of all the Golden Girls that could still be with us…
- You might have had your credit card info stolen from Wendy's. You know what'll make you feel better? A spicy chicken sandwich.
- Mondays are strictly bras optional.