I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.
[via The Chive]
The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.
"That was a real dumb thing to do. But damn it, I just can't stay mad at you, Peaches!" — His trial judge
Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.
[via Daily of the Day]
"They're gonna take all the Choco Tacos!!!!!!!!!!"
[via I Am Bored]