I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
[via The Chive]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
They're a bit salty for my taste, but to each his own.
The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.
"That was a real dumb thing to do. But damn it, I just can't stay mad at you, Peaches!" — His trial judge