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Oreobraham

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

OreoLincoln

This cookie did so much for our nation before his head was senselessly bitten off.

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10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

2weiners

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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Lick It Good

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.

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The Sexiest Of All Sandwich Cookies

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

CremeBetweens

They're a bit salty for my taste, but to each his own.

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Get It While It's Fresh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.

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