I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
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This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
They're a bit salty for my taste, but to each his own.
The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.
"That was a real dumb thing to do. But damn it, I just can't stay mad at you, Peaches!" — His trial judge