I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
[via The Chive]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
They're a bit salty for my taste, but to each his own.
The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.
"That was a real dumb thing to do. But damn it, I just can't stay mad at you, Peaches!" — His trial judge