• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Lick It Good

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

The Sexiest Of All Sandwich Cookies

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

CremeBetweens

They're a bit salty for my taste, but to each his own.

[via Imgur]

Get It While It's Fresh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.

[via The Chive]

You've Got To Moisturize

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

FootFungus

The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.

[via Kaotic]

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Bomb-Ass Name

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

PeachesAndCream

"That was a real dumb thing to do. But damn it, I just can't stay mad at you, Peaches!" — His trial judge

[via Izismile]

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