We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Currently looking through my 64-pack to find the crayon closest to baby poop green.
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… That one day, you won't draw me as Hitler or give me a Peyton Manning forehead.
He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.
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