It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Currently looking through my 64-pack to find the crayon closest to baby poop green.
[via Meme Whore]
… That one day, you won't draw me as Hitler or give me a Peyton Manning forehead.
He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.
[via It Makes No Sense]