This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.
[via It Makes No Sense]
Can you pass me the People of the Dominican Republic pencil?
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