Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Mini golf is a contact sport. That was just a practice stroke.
- The Cubs finally won the World Series. So many old people clinging to life just let go.
- Chicago police scanners were bonkers after the game. Or at least slightly more bonkers than Chicago police scanners are on any given night.
- Ghosts molested Ron Artest. That's only like the 7th craziest thing he said that day.
- Amelia Earhart may have died a castaway on an uninhabited island. They must have found the volleyball she was talking to.
- Big boobs are a Thursday thing.