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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrainBuddies

Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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From Around the Web

Craigslist Bargain Of The Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 5:00PM

DollForSale

I will pay you $1,000 to light that on fire and throw it down a ravine.

[via Caveman Circus]

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Men Seeking Clown

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2016 at 5:00PM

ClownWanted

This is one of those ideas that seems hilarious until 5 minutes in, then it's just super creepy and sad.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Sex Machina

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 1, 2016 at 1:00PM

RobotSexAd

I get to bang your robot daughter and see your place in Malibu? I'm already there.

[via Daily Garlic]

Anonymous Seller

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 9, 2015 at 4:00PM

CL

He was so high that he forgot he could just turn around.

[via Izismile]

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