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She’s Got Crabs

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s going to take more than a medicated shampoo to get rid of these guys.

[via Uber Humor]

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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

Click below for more stellar Valentine's gift ideas… Show full post

Itchy Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Yes, I'd like a 50-gallon drum of your finest pube shampoo."

[via Izismile]

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TGIF

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

Have a great weekend, and make sure not to get a case of this lady.

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All I Want Is A Pepsi

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2012 at 12:00PM

Japan sells crabs in vending machines too- they just come with the underwear.

[via Barstool]

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