• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Pinching Passengers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2016 at 12:00PM

crabs

So the rumors are true – you CAN get crabs from the subway.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

Thanks For The Warning

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

CrabsHere

The latest installment in our prank war with the ladies of The View.

[via Feed Me LOLs]

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Feelin’ Crabby

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

Never a bad idea to take a peek in the underwear drawer of the person you’re about to hook up with.

[via Giphy]

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Completely Inconspicuous

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

beachpee

That’s a good way to get crabs.

[via Reddit]

She’s Got Crabs

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

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It’s going to take more than a medicated shampoo to get rid of these guys.

[via Uber Humor]

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