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It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.
But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?
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