He rules his people with a soft, doughy fist.
[via No Way Girl]
My man-shaped luggage is not as sleek as I thought it would be.
For the complete home theater experience he needs to add a bedpan.
When you forget your travel neck pillow, an ample bosom works in a pinch.
All the comforts of home and even an early morning golden shower from a kooky homeless gentleman.