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If I Fits, I Sits

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | May 28, 2016 at 8:00PM

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My man-shaped luggage is not as sleek as I thought it would be.

[via UberHumor]

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Goodbye Real Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2016 at 8:00PM

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For the complete home theater experience he needs to add a bedpan.

[via Reddit]

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Sweater Weather

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 21, 2015 at 8:00PM

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When you forget your travel neck pillow, an ample bosom works in a pinch.

[via Idiod]

Next Stop, Cozytown

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

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All the comforts of home and even an early morning golden shower from a kooky homeless gentleman.

[via Izismile]

But Its Soooo Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 25, 2015 at 9:00PM

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It also meant that she would have to put on pants and nothing ruins a night faster than that.

[via Reddit]