They’re celebrating because they just beat the Knicks.
Once she explains that it was during a key money shot scene I think the judge will sympathize.
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If Wal-Mart posted the same signage it would cut their business in half.
They say this sick son of a bitch massacred four trash cans and left their insides strewn about the driveway for everyone to see.
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They also give her the power to make any man feel REALLY good about himself.
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