Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Apparently kids today don't know 90's music. How dare these ignorant little shits not be born sooner!
- You can serve divorce papers on Facebook. It was complicated. Now it's over.
- 17 regional foods every American should try. Not that Americans have to be convinced to eat more.
- Opening day in the Wrigley Field bathrooms was a nightmare. A fitting tribute to the Cubs would have been staying home and shitting the bed.
- This unemployed man has 40 kids with 20 women. His schedule is wide open, what the hell else is he going to do?
- It's Monday, stay in bed. And if at all possible, stay in their beds.
- Grandma porn is a thing. See? This is why we put you in homes, ya' old whores.
- Medieval paintings vs. rappers. I knew Rick Ross reminded me of someone…