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He Knows What's Coming

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

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You'd be upset too if your sister wanted your skin for a coat.

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Bag Of D*cks

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

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She calls this costume "Your Mom's Grocery List."

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Happy Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

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You want a treat? My litter box is in the bathroom.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

My Bloody Mascot

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 21, 2015 at 11:00PM

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These are progressive times ladies, can we start to make it OUR time of the month?

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