• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Booo-ster Club

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 17, 2016 at 12:00PM

SV Darmstadt 98 v Eintracht Frankfurt - Bundesliga

Nice to see that Dale still comes to all of Jr.'s races.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alex Grimm/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Booo-ster Club

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

SV Darmstadt 98 v Eintracht Frankfurt - Bundesliga

I told you NASCAR races were too long.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alex Grimm/Staff/Getty Images]

Meet Budsy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

WeedMascot

"Remember kids, stay in school through at least sophomore year and don't do too many other drugs."

[via Yaplakal]

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Nice Neck

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

GiraffeMascot

Close your eyes, kids. This field trip is about to get real weird.

[via Kuvaton]

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Spidey Sax

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

SpideySax

He has a superhuman ability to make those panties drop.

[via Cat Dumb]

Oh, Hey

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2016 at 1:00PM

DrivewayClown

I've assessed the situation, and there's a 0.3% chance this isn't the last place you ever see.

[via Barn-O-Rama]

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