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Boner Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

Good luck getting semen-confetti out of your hair.

[via Bro My God]

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beach

confetti

costume

dick

glitter

penis

shoot

summer

From Around the Web

Garden Chicken

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

chicken

If he stands very still maybe he won't become a nugget.

[via Sad and Useless]

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barn animal

barnyard

chicken

costume

dress up

felt

garden

gnome

hat

mask

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Bat Van!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2015 at 11:00AM

BatVan

Whatever you do, don't take him up on an offer to check out his "cave."

[via The Chive]

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bat

batman

batmobile

costume

custom

logo

paint

shirt

superhero

van

Inappropriate Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

CostumeSafari

Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.

[via Daily Garlic]

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bad idea

costume

dressed up

eaten

fake

halloween

hungry

lion

outfit

safari

zebra

Mumford & Sith

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

DarthVaderBanjo

Destroy my home planet, choke me with your mind, just please don't make me listen to the banjo.

[via Internetz]