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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Meet Budsy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

WeedMascot

"Remember kids, stay in school through at least sophomore year and don't do too many other drugs."

[via Yaplakal]

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From Around the Web

Nice Neck

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

GiraffeMascot

Close your eyes, kids. This field trip is about to get real weird.

[via Kuvaton]

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Spidey Sax

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

SpideySax

He has a superhuman ability to make those panties drop.

[via Cat Dumb]

Oh, Hey

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2016 at 1:00PM

DrivewayClown

I've assessed the situation, and there's a 0.3% chance this isn't the last place you ever see.

[via Barn-O-Rama]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Pup Police

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

SV Werder Bremen Deutscher Meister 2004/Meisterfeier

A cat burglar's worse nightmare.

We received a bunch of meh comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Salm Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Friedemann Vogel/Staff/Getty Images]