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Really Committing To The Part

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Oh, you had to wear a wig for your Halloween costume? Well I CUT OFF MY LEG."

[via The Chive]

Surprise!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's not a parade until a lady sprays your family with her puppet penis.

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This Took 9 Months To Make

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you're gonna put that much effort into a costume, the least he could've done was shave his mustache.

[via FailBlog]

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BTW, This Is A Thing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 26, 2014 at 4:00PM

But I kind of wanted to go as Lou Gehrig's disease…

[via Brandonsale]

Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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