Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Chainsaw ice skating looks amazing. Also there's no chance it doesn't end with you bleeding out on a frozen pond.
- A man named "Bacon" assaulted a sausage eater. No, this isn't the setup for the joke on a popsicle stick.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair kissed at a Cruel Intentions reunion. And men everywhere had flashbacks to wearing out that VHS.
- Here are 10 amazing bar tricks you can try. Be warned though, they do require that you aren't blackout drunk.
- A man tried to steal an AK-47 by shoving it in his pants. And if you thought for a second this didn't happen in Florida, you're an idiot.
- Med students can now study on synthetic cadavers. As long as they're okay with something way scarier than an actual dead body.
- Shaq says he can last 45 seconds with Ronda Rousey. I respect it, the man's a realist.
- Let's change Casual Friday to Lingerie Friday.