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Pump The Breaks

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 29, 2016 at 9:00PM

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I was let off the hook with merely a flesh wound for going 65 in a 55 zone.

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From Around the Web

Target Practice

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

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You don't wanna know what happened to the last kid that beat him.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Pup Police

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

SV Werder Bremen Deutscher Meister 2004/Meisterfeier

A cat burglar's worse nightmare.

We received a bunch of meh comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Salm Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Friedemann Vogel/Staff/Getty Images]

Cops On Blocks

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 20, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Hopefully no one stole the chains from the bike cops or this whole town will be in danger.

[via TC Mag]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Pup Police

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 18, 2016 at 4:00PM

SV Werder Bremen Deutscher Meister 2004/Meisterfeier

"Sir, if you don't step out of your vehicle, things are going to get ruff."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Friedemann Vogel/Staff/Getty Images]