Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Start your costume party weekend with a skeleton boner. Happy Hallowiener.
- Wrigleyville bars are charging an absolute fortune to get in. Thus begins the curse of the exorbitant cover.
- Weed might enhance your night vision. As if I needed more reasons to smoke, now it gives you superpowers?
- College student crashes into police cruiser because she was drunk and taking a topless selfie. They let her off with a warning. And took her phone as "evidence."
- Sixers fan who flipped off Westbrook is a doctor who says he was provoked. Like anyone in Philly needs to be provoked into being an asshole.
- Take some time to reflect on these ladies.