Where he stops, only gravity knows.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"Use the Instagram filter that gives me the best muscle definition and I'll knock the ticket down to a warning."
[via Uber Humor]
"Could you please remove the photo of me pretending to take a fat rip from a huge bong?" -this cop in about 5 hours