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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

I bet if that baby had great boobs he would've gotten off with a warning.

[via Tosh.0]

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From Around the Web

Just A Second, Officer

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 3, 2016 at 1:00PM

WeedBikeCop

I'm no lawyer, but I'm almost positive a bike cop has zero authority to arrest you anyway.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Pump The Breaks

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 29, 2016 at 9:00PM

speedsniper

I was let off the hook with merely a flesh wound for going 65 in a 55 zone.

[via Uber Humor]

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Target Practice

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

FIFACop

You don't wanna know what happened to the last kid that beat him.

[via VK]

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break

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duty

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games

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off

on

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Pup Police

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2016 at 12:00PM

SV Werder Bremen Deutscher Meister 2004/Meisterfeier

A cat burglar's worse nightmare.

We received a bunch of meh comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Salm Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Friedemann Vogel/Staff/Getty Images]