Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?
[via Bro My God]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Updated rankings for the worst Fast and Furious films:
1. Tokyo Drift
2. The one above
3. Any other sequel that didn’t involve The Rock
[via Speed Society]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Even the long arm of the law knows how shitfaced you have to be to enjoy a Cleveland Browns game.