• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Bout That Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Pelican throat pouches are good for fishing and shoplifting high-end electronics.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

Bustin’ Loose

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2016 at 10:00PM

Should have never let her call shotgun.

[via Imgur]

Caught In A Lie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 29, 2016 at 4:00PM

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If he hadn't braked to let a deer cross the road, they never woulda caught him.

[via Radass]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

I bet if that baby had great boobs he would've gotten off with a warning.

[via Tosh.0]

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Just A Second, Officer

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 3, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I'm no lawyer, but I'm almost positive a bike cop has zero authority to arrest you anyway.

[via Ebaum's World]

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