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Priorities

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2016 at 9:00PM

mcdonaldsticket

If I’m gonna get a ticket I’d rather get the bad news while shoveling a 20-piece McNugget down my throat.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

When You Can't Hide In The Closet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2016 at 4:00PM

stuck

Thank your side chick today. It's a dangerous job.

[via Fail.To]

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bra

building

cop

dangerous

fireman

ladder

ledge

lingerie

outside

panties

police

rescue

scaling

thong

This Doesn’t End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2015 at 12:00PM

beerpour

Pouring out a perfectly good beer seems as good a reason as any to be beaten with a billy club.

[via The Chive]

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arrested

balls

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beer

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cop

dumb

police

pour

prank

stupid

wtf

Donkey Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2015 at 5:00PM

DonkeyRide

"That kind of nonsense will not fly at the petting zoo. This isn't Tijuana, pal."

[via Radass]

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arrest

car

cop

donkey

illegal

law

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ride

show

Tough Break

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

cop

Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?

[via Bro My God]

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alcohol

black

cop

dog

doll

handle

police

policeman

race

sex doll

sidewalk

stop

street

white kid