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The Birds And The Bacon

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

FertileBreakfast

A balanced, fertilized breakfast is the only way to start your day.

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egg

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griddle

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reproduction

Sex

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Strong Family Stock

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

FamilySoup

Boiling people alive is the microwaving pizza of cannibalism.

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boil

bowl

cooking

fire

flame

food

hot tub

soup

stock

vacation

water

wok

Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

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breakfast

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dick

dong

eggs

food

hard boiled

penis

shape

This Goddamn Patriot Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Uncle Sam just came in his star-spangled pants.

Click here to check out the other people who deserve fame.

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