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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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I’m cleaning every square inch of that microwave with tortilla chips.

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Flooded With Flavor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Cooking a cute meal together is guaranteed to make your lady wet.

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Careful But Cool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

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To be fair, cooking with hot oil is way more dangerous than riding that pussy-ass moped you bought the helmet for.

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Nooooooooo!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 1, 2016 at 10:00PM

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The exact moment he started having trust issues in their relationship.

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