And I’m over here wearing full riot gear when I fry bacon.
Granted it takes him 4 hours to make you a sandwich but the wait is worth it!
"This is your captain speaking; we're looking at a slight delay while the men who should be loading your luggage get the final char on some delectable ribs they've been smoking for the last six hours."
[via The Chive]
Luckily, the only limbs that were lost were the chicken thighs.
The toughest part of this situation as a husband is not acting excited that you’ll be getting delivery pizza instead.