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Kiss The Cook Or He'll Have You Killed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Just because I'm part of a savagely violent terror cell doesn’t mean I can't make my girlfriend a nice, sensual bearnaise."

[via Oddersite]

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That Beat's On Fire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

Throw some taquitos on that stove and you've got yourself a nice post-clubbing snack.

[via BroBible]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Their fine product guarantees you'll think the Holy Spirit is living under your skin!

[via State Journal-Register]

This Doesn’t End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

It’s not a real Benihana experience unless you invite over six strangers to sit at your table for awkward conversation.

[via Izismile]

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The Family Dog Is A Terrible Babysitter

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

But he can get that pot roast started for you so it will be ready by the time you get home from work.

[via Daily Garlic]

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