Whole? Even the fingers and toes? No thanks, crockpot.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Look, I've tasted his cooking and I can definitively tell you this was the best possible outcome.
Granted it takes him 4 hours to make you a sandwich but the wait is worth it!
"This is your captain speaking; we're looking at a slight delay while the men who should be loading your luggage get the final char on some delectable ribs they've been smoking for the last six hours."
[via The Chive]