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Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

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From Around the Web

This Goddamn Patriot Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Uncle Sam just came in his star-spangled pants.

Click here to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]

Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

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This Miniaturist Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 12:00PM

Why are tiny things so much better than regular-sized things?

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Mein Krust

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's not delivery, it's radical fascism.

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