Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

Strong Family Stock

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

FamilySoup

Boiling people alive is the microwaving pizza of cannibalism.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

boil

bowl

cooking

fire

flame

food

hot tub

soup

stock

vacation

water

wok

Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

breakfast

cooking

dick

dong

eggs

food

hard boiled

penis

shape

This Goddamn Patriot Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

Uncle Sam just came in his star-spangled pants.

Click here to check out the other people who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]

Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

baby

child

cooking

dad

diner

father

greek

knife

meat

parenting

shawarma

sword

toddler