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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't care if you're in the middle of heisting Terry Benedict's casino; if there's free cookie dough you're stopping for that shit.

[via HuffPo Weird]

The Man Under The Suit

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Am I leaving anything off my shopping list? Hm, don't think so."

[via FailBlog]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

Never trust an adult who orders a frappuccino. NEVER.

[via Tosh.0]

This Girl's Goin' Places

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

How do you sell 8 billion Girl Scout Cookies? You stand outside of a marijuana dispensary. Duh.

I assume her message to the parents who are hating is: "Aw, your daughter sold 12 boxes? That's cute."

[via Huffington Post]

What Did You Expect? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

This pic gets considerably more depressing if Cookie Monster is buying cat litter and apple sauce.

[via Imgur]