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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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Business Monster

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

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In an effort to teach kids about adulthood, Cookie Monster is now an unhappy lawyer who drinks himself to sleep at night.

[via The Chive]

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The Man Under The Suit

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

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"Am I leaving anything off my shopping list? Hm, don't think so."

[via FailBlog]

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What Did You Expect? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

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This pic gets considerably more depressing if Cookie Monster is buying cat litter and apple sauce.

[via Imgur]

Yo Cookie Monster Can I Get Your Number?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

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Now I understand this incident a lot more.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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He's Literally Unable To Blink

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

You know what goes great with cookies? Milk.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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