Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Porn stars describe their ideal penis. The more you know…
- For National Beer Day, here are the most popular beer styles by state. I like the kind that drowns insecurities.
- Confessions of a former Navy SEAL. Turns out they aren't seals at all, but highly trained human soldiers.
- Animaniacs is now on Netflix. Get me the remote and several pounds of weed.
- The DEA may change the federal status of marijuana. I like to think this was spurred on by the addition of Animaniacs to Netflix.
- There are secret tunnels leading from famous actors' houses to the Playboy Mansion. They call it the Underground Male-road.
- Thursday is showing off its assets.