Even Canadian sports apparel is overly honest.
[via Caveman Circus]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I think it's safe to assume she high-fived someone immediately following this picture.
[via Uber Humor]
I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.
So Jim Carrey is weird and wrinkly and mainly just weird now. And he wants to marry Emma Stone. That's cool.
Don't do it, Emma! He has a horrible sense of interior design!
Anyway, I didn't think you guys would care much about Jim Carrey's creepy confession of love until the Internet went and made it awesome…
If he's not outside your house in five minutes, Emma… just wait longer.