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Meat Treat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

treat

For when you want ice cream, but you're actually a goddamn monster.

[via Echtlustig]

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beef

cone

hammock

ice cream

meat

onions

raw

raw meat

relax

toppings

treat

From Around the Web

Chunky Monkey

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2015 at 6:00PM

"That's for blaming AIDS on us, you opposable thumb-having bitch!"

[via YouTube]

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baby

cone

grab

ice cream

monkey

mother

snack

snatch

steal

One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

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bike

calories

cone

cream

fail

gain

ice

lose

new year's

resolution

stationary

workout

wtf

Now THAT Would Give Me Brain Freeze

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

All that ice cream is going straight to his head.

[via Izismile]

I Really Feel Like Teachers Deserve Raises

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Joke's on you, Mrs. Lockheart. I can still scratch my ass.

[via I am Bored]

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awesome

cone

dog

kid

student

teacher