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10 Models Outdone By Cats

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Models have a pretty sweet job – it's basically just to be born and then not eat. Recently it appears the cat world is challenging this long-coveted, competitive profession. Sad and Useless has documented some of the best comebacks they have so far.

Check them out below.

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Cautionary Costume

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2015 at 5:00PM

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If he really wanted to stop a trucker in his tracks he'd have dressed like a roadside handjob.

[via Imgur]

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10 Dogs That Are Total D*cks

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Dog's are always billed as "Man's Best Friend." So I guess it's not surprising that sometimes they can be total asswipes, just like most of our friends.

Here are a few dogs making total dick moves. Show full post

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Meat Treat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

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For when you want ice cream, but you're actually a goddamn monster.

[via Echtlustig]

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Chunky Monkey

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2015 at 6:00PM

"That's for blaming AIDS on us, you opposable thumb-having bitch!"

[via YouTube]

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