This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
Past me is a goddamn monster.
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Gotta stay loose during an 8-hour gaming sesh.
Men are great cuddlers. We just need the right circumstances.
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Bet his roommate's mom regrets forcing him to live in the dorms now.
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This is the hardest anyone has ever nerded.
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