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Get On Your Knees And Finish My Thesis

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2015 at 4:00PM

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This is not what she had in mind when he seductively asked her to be his "slave for the night."

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Valuable Family Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

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If mom listens closely she can probably hear all the terrible things other gamers are saying about her.

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Son_Of_God1225@gmail.com

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

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He just added "total dickbag" to Judas' Wikipedia page.

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Skype Vodka

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 6:00PM

Thanks to advances in modern technology you'll never have to drink alone again! (You're still totally alone, though)

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10 Magical Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

Summer's already more than half gone, have you taken full advantage of the prime beach weather? I haven't, but I live where it's beautiful every day. If you don't, then that's on you, dummy. Even the guy who pees under the pier is judging you.

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