We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I know a Basset Hound that could be the next UFC world champion.
Slow and steady wins the race. Except he always loses… by kind of a lot.
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"I'm glad you're excited, Glen. But don't we usually just high-five after a goal?"
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Just ask for the 'Rachel Dolezal'.
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