This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
You didn't make it onto TV, but at least you made it onto the internet! That's rare!
You're a true asshole, Brett Banjo – and that's why we like you. Thanks for submitting!
You were close to getting your Tosh ad on television, but you'll have to settle for the ol' blog.
Just so you know, we approve of every decision you made from editing, to wardrobe, to facial hair. Thanks for submitting, Jordan Roberts!
Thanks for submitting, Zaya Playa! If we were opening a club in Miami, you would've totally won.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
As hard as it was to resist all of that sweet man meat, we had to. Thanks for submitting Nelson Walters!
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