And the award for Most Intense Commenter in this, the 2013th year of our lord, goes to none other than Mr. Mike Tiberius Watson. Not only is he a Top Commenter who shares a middle name with Captain Kirk and drops intellectual gems like the one you see above, but he is also pretty much the only one that suggests old fan favorite videos for us to post. Way to slack, rest of the internet!
So congrats to Mike, as a reward for your hard work and dedication, we're sending you 1000 double-sided dildos to help ring in the new year. We don't have your address though, so we're just shipping them to the first Mike Watson that comes up on Google.
And we'd like to extend a huge thanks to all of our dedicated commenters. Without your sharp wit and delicate tact, we'd never know what useless pieces of shit you all think we are. It means a lot!!