And the award for the Year's Most Intense Commenter in 2014, the Chinese calendar's year of the dragon taint, goes to none other than Mr. Chase Robert. Not only is he a Top Commenter, but his name is a call to action to run down all Roberts, and that's pretty cool.
So congrats Chase, as a reward for your hard work and dedication, we're devoting this entire post to you. Beware though, they say if you comment on a post that's all about what a stellar commenter you are, you could cease to exist. But I say fuck it, give it a shot!
And we'd like to extend a huge thanks to all of our dedicated commenters. Because without you, who would tell us to kill ourselves several times a week? Thanks for another great year!