Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Wondering what happened to that shark after the Super Bowl Halftime Show? Here is a mini documentary on his life.
- Watch these Victoria's Secret Angels play some football. And try not to question your sexuality.
- The red Power Ranger stabbed his roommate to death with a sword. Sometimes when life imitates art, it's not pretty.
- Johnnie Walker is creating a blanket that smells like whisky. And I feel hungover just thinking about it.
- A college student got arrested for shooting porn. Because she did it in her school library and showed her face and also, she's an idiot.
- Target is selling a 50 Shades Of Grey Cock Ring. This is not a joke and now I can't make eye contact with old ladies at Target.
- Here are some tips from people in the service industry. They will probably make you angry.
- A little boy in Texas was suspended for pretending to have The Ring from LOTR. This article will make you hate everything.
- Here are hot girls pulling their clothes off. Because the world is terrible so you NEED this.
- Here are 32 pics and gifs of Katy Perry's boobs. They are really good boobs.