Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch the President get jizzed on by a fish. Power is a hell of an aphrodisiac.
- This vibrating bra claims to increase boob size. Or if nothing else, it will jiggle them titties a bunch.
- Apparently Brazilian wasp venom kills cancer cells. Good news cancer sufferers, you're a multitude of horribly painful stings away from being cured!
- Check out the best of Alabama fan mugshots. These are your disciples, Saban.
- This dog shorted his couch approach. I feel the same way any time I try to accomplish my life goals.
- Here are some creepy clown truths straight from the creepy clown source.
- Summer's nearly gone, enjoy the girls while you still can.