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Dongsicles

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

They're pretty big considering they've got ice water in their veins.

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cold

cubes

dicks

frozen

ice

penises

popsicles

Flesh Puppet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

"It's not what you think, I keep my iPhone in there."

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ass

butt

cold

gross

hands

pants

shove

warm

As Pure As The Driven Snow

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

Sochi may be over and done with, but the Minnesota Sex Offender Games are just getting started.

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A Family Affair

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

You've gotta brave the cold if you want to get to the frozen banana stand.

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cold

dressed up

monkeys

outfit

snow

snow monkeys

winter

Everyone Has To Pull Their Weight

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 4:00PM

After the day he's had, he's looking forward to a nice, long microwave.

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