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Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

cock

Some family units have one cock, and some have two or even more. It's 2016, people.

[via Uber Humor]

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Cock Of The Walk

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2016 at 3:00PM

RoosterShoes

"Who wants to come back to my coop and find out if the big feet myth is true?"

[via Dump A Day]

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Offensive Beach Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 5, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Given that the vagina is just sand crumbles, I'm going to guess you've never seen one.

[via TC Mag]

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She'll Keep It Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 9, 2016 at 4:00PM

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The 13-17 year-old demographic LOVES her.

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Occupied!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

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When the guy before you forgot to lock the door and his cock is still out…

[via Dump A Day]

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