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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

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That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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From Around the Web

10 Portraits Of Animal-Loving Weirdos

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I love animals. I also love other things, like a normal human. These people are weirdly obsessed with their animals, probably because they have no friends or hobbies. I wish I could show them all the Tosh.0 blog so they could have a healthy, fulfilling hobby.

Alas, until then, click here to gawk at more of them. Show full post

When In Rome…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

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No thanks, I'll be staying down the street at Moist Pussycat Hostel.

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Wash Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Clean your car, or someone will eventually turn it into a fictional dick metropolis.

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This Is Disappointing

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

Your mom drank it all.

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