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The Mechanical Dick: Great For Parties

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

It gets harder the longer you ride it.

[via Rap Genius]

Y’all Wanna See My Cock?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

In some parts of the country a rooster will get you four gallons of gas, pack of cigarettes and a Slim Jim.

[via Acid Cow]

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Making Dad Proud

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

Sure, you ladies can play cock-ring toss but I wear one plastic vagina around my neck at a bachelor party and everyone thinks I'm a "serial killer."

[via Uber Humor]

Frozen Stiff

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

I think it goes without saying that these are Creamsicles.

[via Imgur]

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Hard To Choose Just One

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

Having a more fit cock was one my New Year's resolutions.

[via Casey Neistat's Twitter]