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Beware The Drink Specials

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

CockAndSeaman

The floors are super sticky, but man do they make a stiff libation.

[via Bro Bible]

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From Around the Web

Photo Farm

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

RoosterSelfie

I defy you a-holes to comment on this without using the words "big," "black," or "cock."

[via Browsa]

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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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10 Portraits Of Animal-Loving Weirdos

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

awkward-family-pet-photo-huge

I love animals. I also love other things, like a normal human. These people are weirdly obsessed with their animals, probably because they have no friends or hobbies. I wish I could show them all the Tosh.0 blog so they could have a healthy, fulfilling hobby.

Alas, until then, click here to gawk at more of them. Show full post

When In Rome…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

cock hostel

No thanks, I'll be staying down the street at Moist Pussycat Hostel.

[via Uber Humor]

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