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Wash Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Clean your car, or someone will eventually turn it into a fictional dick metropolis.

[via Epic Fail]

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This Is Disappointing

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

Your mom drank it all.

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10 Perfect Pet Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Is there anything a good pet can't do? They enrich our lives. They're loyal companions. And quite often they're the unwitting participants in whatever weird picture we decide to make them take. Because until they rise up and kill us all, they have no choice!

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The Mechanical Dick: Great For Parties

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

It gets harder the longer you ride it.

[via Rap Genius]

Y’all Wanna See My Cock?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

In some parts of the country a rooster will get you four gallons of gas, pack of cigarettes and a Slim Jim.

[via Acid Cow]

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