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Where You Headed?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2015 at 10:00PM

cockout

“Somewhere I can rock out.”

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Cool As A Cockumber

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

cuke

I have never seen a vegetable look so goddamn pleased with itself.

[via Tumblr]

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Beware The Drink Specials

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

CockAndSeaman

The floors are super sticky, but man do they make a stiff libation.

[via Bro Bible]

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Photo Farm

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

RoosterSelfie

I defy you a-holes to comment on this without using the words "big," "black," or "cock."

[via Browsa]

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bird

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chicken

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hot girls

pet

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selfie

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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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feet

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footprints

fresh

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