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10 Great Asian English Shirts

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 14, 2015 at 3:00PM

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If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.

In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.

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“Somewhere I can rock out.”

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Photo Farm

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I defy you a-holes to comment on this without using the words "big," "black," or "cock."

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