Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Don't even front like you don't want a Pisa this.
Whiskey? Back in my day the kids could barely handle the taste of Zima.
[via TC Mag]
100% convinced she’s sitting on a little person’s shoulders.
I'd take a few steps back – looks like she's ready to blow.
This is how your balls and penis look to women when you slack on the grooming.
[via Acid Cow]
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