When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Don't even front like you don't want a Pisa this.
Whiskey? Back in my day the kids could barely handle the taste of Zima.
[via TC Mag]
100% convinced she’s sitting on a little person’s shoulders.
I'd take a few steps back – looks like she's ready to blow.
This is how your balls and penis look to women when you slack on the grooming.
[via Acid Cow]
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