Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a nimble 60-year-old chug a beer with no hands. At some point while filming, you have to wonder if your stepdad can suck his own dick.
- Coldplay will be the Super Bowl 50 halftime entertainment. Sorry, I meant "entertainment."
- R.I.P. Scott Weiland. If you need me, I'll be in my car blasting STP and sobbing.
- A giant crack in the earth just opened in Wyoming. I'm sure it's fine, the earth probably just had to fart.
- Your dad's sperm might be making you fat. I know it's bad for me, but it's so delicious.
- Watch this skydiver take a shot to the balls from 13,000 feet. I imagine that'll linger for a few minutes… or weeks.
- Get those pesky clothes, off, it's Lingerie Friday!