It looks like cum but really it's milk!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.
NEVER wear a fanny pack in the presence of a pelican.
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Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.
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Structurally, you're not going to find a better-built skirt on the market today.
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The second degree burns don’t come close to the pain of trying to fold up an ironing board.