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Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

[via UberHumor]

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Fashion Forward Bird

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2014 at 6:00PM

NEVER wear a fanny pack in the presence of a pelican.

[via Shock Mansion]

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Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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Hi There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

"In what aisle would I find bras?"

[via People of Walmart]

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She Could Only Afford The Frame

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

Structurally, you're not going to find a better-built skirt on the market today.

[via Daily Fail Center]

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Say Goodbye To Wrinkles And Leg Hairs

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

The second degree burns don’t come close to the pain of trying to fold up an ironing board.

[via Izismile]

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