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Aw, Bless Her Heart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those are the actual shirts they sell at University of Tampa.

[via I am Bored]

Burgle Much?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Superman's closet; if Superman was the guy who's been breaking into your apartment and watching you sleep.

[via Catsmob]

Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

[via UberHumor]

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Fashion Forward Bird

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2014 at 6:00PM

NEVER wear a fanny pack in the presence of a pelican.

[via Shock Mansion]

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Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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