When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Don't even front like you don't want a Pisa this.
Whiskey? Back in my day the kids could barely handle the taste of Zima.
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Generally I prefer chopped salads but I can see how that would get messy here.
I'd take a few steps back – looks like she's ready to blow.
He's known in the streets only as 'Pepto Bismol.'
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