Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Don't even front like you don't want a Pisa this.
Whiskey? Back in my day the kids could barely handle the taste of Zima.
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Generally I prefer chopped salads but I can see how that would get messy here.
I'd take a few steps back – looks like she's ready to blow.
He's known in the streets only as 'Pepto Bismol.'
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