NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
She smells like a winner.
Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.
Don't even front like you don't want a Pisa this.
Whiskey? Back in my day the kids could barely handle the taste of Zima.
[via TC Mag]
Generally I prefer chopped salads but I can see how that would get messy here.
I'd take a few steps back – looks like she's ready to blow.
He's known in the streets only as 'Pepto Bismol.'
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