"You said to 'pull into' the school!"
[via HuffPo Weird]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The theory that Mr. Owen’s cannot be trusted with a flaming shot has been tested and now proven.
[via The Chive]
And after class they’re gonna stroll on down to the diner and get a milkshake with TWO straws.
Ever been so bored in class that you tried to shut down your nervous system? Yeah me neither.