This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)
She's always on her period.
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