Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Let these singing lawyers explain why you shouldn't eat your weed. Where were they when I was pulled over in my Toyota Paseo at 16?
- Jason Pierre-Paul made a fireworks safety PSA. I didn't hear a word he said because I was staring at his hand.
- 233 Zika virus cases confirmed in New York. And if Zika can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
- This woman reacted appropriately to being turned down for sex. Florida, you never cease to amaze me.
- The world's ugliest dog has been crowned. I'm not entirely sure that isn't a Frankenweenie zombie dog.
- Barnes & Noble to start selling beer and wine. Please, come to our store! We'll get you fucked up!
- Thursdays are all about the boobies.